dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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