I hate your face
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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