Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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