Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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