i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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