i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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