i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
