Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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