i think i have herpe
just one?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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