i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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