love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I faked an abortion last night.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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