Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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