She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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