You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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