nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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