I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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