Sponge bath it is.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
