I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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