Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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