look no pants
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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