I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
