That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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