I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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