plz talk dirty to me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I intend to get homeless drunk
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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