who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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