The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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