She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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