Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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