you would pick up someone in the library
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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