If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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