garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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