Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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