He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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