Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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