youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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