Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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