is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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