i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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