Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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