I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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