i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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