how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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