we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
