we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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