we have officially lost it.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Dick very happy bro
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
