Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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