escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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