You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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