I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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