Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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