We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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