My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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