Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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