that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
