It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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