I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Randomize