I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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