glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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